Jane Jensen

Juliet Capulet

Will Keenan

Tromeo Que

Valentine Miele

Murray Martini

William Beckwith

Cappy Capulet

Steve Gibbons

London Arbuckle

Sean Gunn

Sammy Capulet

Debbie Rochon

Ness

Lemmy Kilmister

Narrator

Stephen Blackehart

Benny Que

Flip Brown

Father Lawrence

Earl McKoy

Monty Que

Gene Terinoni

Detective Ernie Scalus

Wendy Adams

Ingrid Capulet

Tamara Marie Watson

Georgie Capulet

Jacqueline Tavarez

Rosy

Tiffany Shepis

Peter

Joe Fleishaker

1-900-HOT-HUNK

James Gunn

Found a Peanut Father

Lloyd Kaufman

Shocked Onlooker

Lisbeth Kaufman

Mutant Kid

Charlotte Kaufman

Mutant Kid

Caroline Smith

Pauline

Jason Green

Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (uncredited)

Ron Jeremy

Tromaville Citizen (uncredited)

Garon Peterson

Fu Chang

Joseph Anthony

Flavio (Penis Monster Guy)

Craig Adams

Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex

Neil Ruddy

Nice Man Hit By Car!!

Michael Herz

Producer

Lloyd Kaufman

Director

Lloyd Kaufman

Producer

James Gunn

Assistant Director

Frank Reynolds

Editor

Brendan Flynt

Director of Photography

Hannah Moseley

Art Direction

Kyra Svetlovsky

Costume Design

Willie Wisely

Original Music Composer

Phil Rivo

Additional Writing

Callie French

Makeup Supervisor

Franny Baldwin

Line Producer

Jeff Kushner

Sound Effects Editor

Lloyd Kaufman

Screenplay

James Gunn

Screenplay

Robert Bauer

First Assistant Director

James Gunn

Executive In Charge Of Production

Liz Ip

Second Assistant Director

Karen Ipock

Art Department Assistant

Andrew Deemer

Additional Writing

Phillipe Ginkels

Boom Operator

Jason Green

Additional Writing

Jonathan Foster

Co-Producer

Andrew Weiner

Associate Producer

Jennifer Acomb

Set Dresser

Michael Franzetti

Key Grip

Martin Nowlan

Best Boy Grip

Robert Hersov

Co-Producer

Allen R. Kiefer

Boom Operator

Steve Ramsey

Best Boy Grip

Daniel Laikind

Executive Producer

Robert Schiller

Executive Producer

Elizabeth Cassinelli

Assistant Property Master

Joseph White

Boom Operator

Albert Cadabra

Grip

Robert Rasmussen

First Assistant Camera

Dylan Forer

Driver

John Michals

Transportation Coordinator

Julie Stepanek

Thanks

Pete Conlin

Sound Designer

Arthur Goldsmith

Camera Loader

Max Votolato

Assistant Camera

Jeffrey Ferruzzo

Foley Artist

Rich Cohen

Negative Cutter

David Rogers

Music Editor

Willie Wisely

Music Score Producer

Sandee Brockwell

Tattoo Designer

David Novack

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Jonathan Slon

Sound Recordist

Joe Zito

Boom Operator

Ian Dudley

Second Assistant Camera

David Wasserman

Key Grip

Franny Baldwin

Unit Production Manager

Dan Wilkinson

Second Second Assistant Director

Alex Ingalls

Set Dresser

Jeff Roenning

Boom Operator

Vincent Schicchi

Special Effects Makeup Artist

David Alvarez

Sound Recordist

Sila A. Soyer

Sound Effects Editor

Joe Macchia

Special Effects Technician

Efrem Flores

Still Photographer

Dylan Forer

Grip

Albert Cadabra

Dialogue Editor

Anna Josenhans

Assistant Editor

Jon Nissenbaum

Additional Script Supervisor

Julia Purtill

Stunts

Harrison Freed

Extras Casting

Lauren Yates

Casting Associate

Michelle Roa

Location Manager

Lisa Molinaro

Script Supervisor

David Dillon

Driver

William Shakespeare

Theatre Play

Grant Quasha

Executive Producer

Marcos Antonio Miranda

Stunt Coordinator

Neil Ruddy

Stunts

Doug Hall

Additional Still Photographer

Emelia Capp

Art Department Assistant

Arthur M. Jolly

Stunts

Tom Zuback

Additional Still Photographer

Stanley L. Kaufman, Sr.

In Memory Of

Jon Nissenbaum

Second Second Assistant Director

Peter Anzalone

Carpenter

Russell Creak

Assistant Foley Artist

Robert Taz Larrea

Sound

Neil Ruddy

Special Effects

Sandee Brockwell

Stunts

Jackie Salerno

Additional Still Photographer

Louie Zakarian

Special Effects Supervisor

Atsushi Takaoka

Gaffer

Andrew Weiner

Casting

Anne Pratt

Second Second Assistant Director

Samara Smith

Property Master

Steven Barison

First Assistant Editor

Kris Isacsson

Thanks

Max Votolato

Camera Production Assistant