JJ Feild

Liam Adams

Leo Gregory

Charlie Braithwaite

Kuno Becker

Santiago Muñez

Kasia Smutniak

Sophia Tardelli

Anya Lahiri

June

Nick Moran

Nick Ashworth

Christopher Fairbank

Foghorn

Mike Elliot

Gordon

Craig Heaney

Phil

Jack McBride

Walter

Tamer Hassan

Ronnie

Ori Pfeffer

Mad Film Director

John Salthouse

Newcastle Manager

Gary Lewis

Mal Braithwaite

Tereza Srbova

Katja

Margo Stilley

Tamzin Adams

Olivia Phillips

Bella

Antonia Bernath

Britt

Sam Cunningham

Helga

Mellissa Laycy

Agnetha

Erin Lister

Ani-Frid

Jakki Degg

Cute Masseuse

Anna Maria Everett

Old Masseuse

Gabrielle Richens

Marjorie

Paul McGavin

1st AD Commercial

Tia Thomas

Production assistant

Paul Humpoletz

LADA Taxi Driver

Brett Morton

Runner

Dave Sansom

Film Sound Man

Bruce Jackson

1st Assistant Director

Joemma Lavin

Hull Barmaid

Daniel Cowley

Paramedic

Rob Jones

Vicar

Phil Matthews

Sports Reporter

John Motson

Self

Matthew Waters

Reporter 1

Anna Tyler

Reporter 2

Derek Williams

Sven

Brian Newbold

Registrar

Deita Hubbard

German Barmaid 1

Kerry Shepherd

German Barmaid 2

Cliff Bradley

Irate Skoda Driver

Peter Heslop

Unhappy Driver

Russell De Rozario

Bucharest Boiler

Adam Marusiak

Footballer

Anthony Ofei

Footballer

Craig Palmer

Footballer

Dennis Sweeney

Footballer

Emeka Ejiofor

Footballer

Gareth Ellis

Footballer

Holden Ashley Stein

Footballer

Jamie Poole

Footballer

Lee White

Footballer

Leigh Clayton

Footballer

Liam Moynihan

Footballer

Matthew Thorpe

Footballer

Nathan Wint

Footballer

Neil Elson

Footballer

Oliver Jones

Footballer

Steve Madden

Footballer

Toby George Jones

Footballer

David Beckham

Self

John Terry

Self

Frank Lampard

Self

Jamie Carragher

Self

Paul Robinson

Self

Owen Hargreaves

Self

Peter Crouch

Self

Rio Ferdinand

Self

Joe Cole

Self

Gary Neville

Self

Ray Clemence

Self

Jermaine Jenas

Self

Aaron Lennon

Self

Wayne Bridge

Self

Steven Gerrard

Self

Wayne Rooney

Self

Sven-Göran Eriksson

Self

Ronaldo

Self

Hernán Crespo

Self

John Aloisi

Self

Fernando Torres

Self

Thierry Henry

Self

Filippo Inzaghi

Self

Ruud van Nistelrooy

Self

Olof Mellberg

Self

Henrik Larsson

Self

Cristiano Ronaldo

Self

Andrew Shue

(uncredited)

Peter Dale

Football Reporter (uncredited)

Mike Jefferies

Writer

Piers Ashworth

Writer

Andrew Morahan

Director

Giles Bury

Editor

Piers Ashworth

Co-Producer

Mark Thomas

Original Music Composer

Ailie Smith

Makeup Artist

Nina Khan

Post-Production Manager

Mike Jefferies

Producer

Stuart Ford

Executive Producer

Matt Barrelle

Producer

George Tiffin

Director of Photography

Tanya Lodge

Makeup Designer

Peter Heslop

Producer

Mark Harris

Associate Producer

Danny Stepper

Executive Producer

Joe Howard

Art Direction

Jennifer Harty

Makeup Artist

Rachel Robey

Production Manager

Russell De Rozario

Production Design

Cressida Lewis

Costume Design

Nigel Marchant

Unit Production Manager

Dan Hubbard

Casting

Mark Harris

Post Production Supervisor

Joe Hornsey

Third Assistant Director

Bruce Jackson

First Assistant Director

Paul Watson

Boom Operator

Lee Whiteman

Assistant Art Director

Terry Woods

Property Master

Steven Bray

Digital Compositor

Simon Giles

Visual Effects Supervisor

Paul McGavin

Second Assistant Director

Nigel Squibbs

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Stephanie C. Kelly

Digital Compositor

Evan Green-Hughes

Special Effects Supervisor

Chris Sturmer

Dolby Consultant

Robert Brazier

Dialogue Editor

Simon Epstein

Foley Editor

Francis Ward Lindsay

Supervising Sound Editor

Dave Sansom

Sound Mixer

Kris Anderson

Digital Compositor

Lyndon S. Hellewell

Stunts

Lewis Saunders

Compositing Artist

Clare Mahoney

Foley Artist

Sven Bruhn

Digital Compositor

Chas Bain

Second Unit Director of Photography

Audrius Urbonavicius

Matte Painter

Mark Jones

Set Dresser

Anthony Hurst

Boom Operator

Jason Swanscott

Foley Artist

David Emeny

Digital Compositor

David Appleby

Key Grip

Simon Kilroe

Visual Effects

Riky Ash

Stunt Coordinator

Alfie Biddle

Assistant Camera

Paul William Edwards

Foley Editor

Shivaji Waikhom

Rotoscoping Artist

Kate Filby

Clapper Loader

Katura Jensen

Post Production Coordinator

Sean Savage

"A" Camera Operator

Theresa Lartey

Wardrobe Assistant

Miles Proudfoot

First Assistant Camera

Andy Richards

Senior Digital Intermediate Colorist

Andy Clarke

Rigging Gaffer

Pat Garrett

Key Grip

Therese Hvattum

Clapper Loader

Vicky Chapman

Location Coordinator

Mark Berrow

Musician

Vicky Matthews

Musician

Ian Neil

Music Supervisor

Paul Wheeldon

Second Assistant Camera

Andrew Walton

First Assistant Editor

Emma Carroll

Wardrobe Master

Kim Gaster

Assistant Editor

James Thatcher

Musician

Nigel Egerton

Costume Supervisor

Gareth Spensley

Senior Colorist

Jack Suckling

Assistant Location Manager

Peter Clarke

Music Editor

Roger Argente

Musician

Lynsey Cosford

Location Assistant

Jens Geibel

Location Manager