Paris Hilton

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Paula Garcés

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Simon Rex

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Dax / Mother / Photographer

Alexis Thorpe

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Diva Zappa

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Greg Cipes

Reed

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Carmen Electra

Herself

Lin Shaye

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Kyle Richards

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Poo Poo

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Sarai Howard

Tonya

Keith Hudson

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Dieter Meier

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Beau Beasley

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Justin Jackson

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Rick Najera

Buford Gomez

E. G. Daily

Catherine Johnson

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Cute Girl #1

Tanisha Hernandez

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William Heins

Eddie Johnson

Olympia Kricos

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Keri Bruno

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Mayra Veronica

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Cayleen Davies

Gamma Pledge #1

Jaclyn Matthus

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Chira Cassel

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Tania Jimenez

Goth Girl #3

Allen Choate

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April Henry

Irish Girl

Jiannina Castro

Irish Girl's Friend

Dustin Mangas

Jock Student

Eugenio Derbez

Jose

Miriam Kulick

Judith Cohen

J.J. Wilson

Mr. Haas

Chad Muska

MTV Editor

Ari Belinski

Producer

Preston Lacy

Randy

Betheny Merola

Smoking Girl #1

Yvonne Gougelet

Smoking Girl #2

Jasmine Waltz

Smoking Girl #3

Alexis Barbara

Soda Girl #1

Cleveland Marcus Walton

Tri Pi Guy #1

Andrew Phillips

Tri Pi Guy #2

Sam Maccarone

Tucker

Cheryl Graham

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Lily Brawner

Waspy Girl #2

Kirsten Gustitus

Waspy Girl #3

Shamron Moore

Brenda

Jennifer Elise Cox

VJ Outside FHM Party

Angela Dodson

Jenny

Camille Langfield

Mary at Nude Sorority

Daisy Hamilton

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April Florio

Gamma Girl

Keren Gilbert

Girl at FHM Party

Evan Scott Golden

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Andrew M. Phillips

Frat Guy #1

Eric Raddatz

Clubber

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Dustin Clingan

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Jay Gutierrez

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Hali Lula Hudson

Goth Girl

Cristy Joy Slavis

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Allison Weissman

Samantha

Aitch Alberto

Boyfriend

Aitch Alberto

'Not' Straight Guy

Angel Anes

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Trisha Carman

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Raul de Molina

Older Catering Guy

Kelly Ehlert

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Seth Harris Gordon

SBU Student

Eric Jimenez

Student

Daniel J. Loht

Food Fighter

Frantisek Mach

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Liam Mason

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Brooke Newton

Hot Chick

Jennifer Perez

Pretty Girl in Nightclub

Nathan Pitkanen

SBU Student

Nicky Hilton

Nicky

Athena Stamos

SBU Student

Vitaliy Versace

Boyfriend

William Heins

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Strathford Hamilton

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Kevin Ball

Stunt Double

Mike Kirton

Utility Stunts

Chick Bernhard

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Susan Saddler

Stunt Double

Pete Turner

Stunt Double

Jor Van Kline

Special Effects Coordinator

Dale Tanguay

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Fortunato Procopio

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Matthew T. Weiner

First Assistant Director

Lena Fennema

Utility Stunts

Jennifer Badger

Stunts

Karin Justman

Stunt Double

Aaron Sadovsky

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Rosie Bernhard

Stunt Driver

Cheryl Guerriero

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Anna Obropta

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Regina McLarney

Set Decoration

Ellen Falguiere

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Charlotte Bourke

Production Design

Mark Wittenberg

Makeup Department Head

Marcy Levitas Hamilton

Editor

Paris Hilton

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Geoffrey Arend

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Leila Antakly

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Gregory Cohen

Executive Producer

Strathford Hamilton

Co-Producer

Ami Artzi

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Garry Gittelsohn

Executive Producer

Evans Butterworth

Consulting Producer

Jonathan Ross Gilbert

Associate Producer

Jeremy Dallow

Executive Producer

Chester English

Executive Producer

Jim DiLorenzo

Executive Producer

Juan-Carlos Zapata

Producer

Wayne Mogel

Executive Producer

Carlos Durango

Music

Petra Hoebel

Line Producer

Martin Zboril

Associate Producer

Susan Gabbay

Consulting Producer

Edward Oleschak

Co-Producer

Ralph Rieckermann

Music

Jack Utsick

Producer