Danny DeVito

Chief Wyatt Rash

Bette Midler

Mona Dearly

Neve Campbell

Ellen Rash

Jamie Lee Curtis

Rona Mace

Casey Affleck

Bobby Calzone

William Fichtner

Phil Dearly

Marcus Thomas

Jeff Dearly

Peter Dobson

Lt. Feege Gruber

Kathleen Wilhoite

Lucinda

Tracey Walter

Clarence

Will Ferrell

Cubby

Paul Ben-Victor

Deputy Tony Carlucci

Paul Schulze

Deputy Jimmy D.

Mark Pellegrino

Murph Calzone

Raymond O'Connor

Father Tom Stowick

Lisa Rieffel

Valerie

Robert Arce

Doctor Schwartz

Brittany Peterson

Maria Lasala

Philip Perlman

Charm Motel Cashier

Melissa McCarthy

Shirley

Jason Monkarsh

Benny

Brian Doyle-Murray

Tow Truck Driver

Yul Vazquez

French Instructor

Danielle Camastra

White Trash Golfer (uncredited)

Nick Gomez

Director

Peter Steinfeld

Writer

Mark Weingarten

Production Sound Mixer

John M. Nelson

First Assistant Director

Wendi Lampassi

Second Assistant Director

Pie Lombardi

Wardrobe Supervisor

Mylan Stepanovich

Payroll Accountant

Stacey Holmes

Second Second Assistant Director

Scott Buckwald

Property Master

Jimmy Holcomb

Production Coordinator

Andrea Dietrich

Storyboard Artist

Michael Klastorin

Unit Publicist

Spike Allison Hooper

Post Production Supervisor

Betty Krul

Set Designer

Lawrence L. Commans

Boom Operator

David A. Santos

Key Grip

Carol Strong

Makeup Department Head

Marsha L. Swinton

Production Accountant

Nya Patrinos

Leadman

Erin Borel

Assistant Production Coordinator

Bega Metzner

Key Costumer

Patti Dalzell

Script Supervisor

Denise Pugh-Ruiz

Makeup Artist

Rocky Ford

Best Boy Grip

Jeff Smolek

Stunt Double

Angela Johnson

Makeup Artist

Audrey Futterman-Stern

Hair Department Head

Cindy Folkerson

Stunt Coordinator

Douglas Jones

Production Supervisor

William Webb

"A" Camera Operator

Steve Belsky

Gaffer

Bart Rosenblatt

Production Manager

William Webb

Steadicam Operator

George Herthel

Location Manager

Peter Sorel

Still Photographer

David E. Stone

Dialogue Editor

Jeff Kushner

Supervising Sound Editor

Christopher Flick

Foley Editor

Evan T. Chen

Sound Effects Editor

Ken Dufva

Foley Artist

Ryan Murphy

Sound Recordist

David Lee Fein

Foley Artist

Jeff Kushner

Sound Designer

Mary Andrews

Dialogue Editor

David Waine

Special Effects Coordinator

Donald Flick

Sound Effects Editor

Samuel Lehmer

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

John C. Hartigan

Special Effects

Mary Ruth Smith

ADR Supervisor

Jeffrey Perkins

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Jeff Kushner

Associate Editor

Patrick Giraudi

Additional Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Jamie Baker

ADR Mixer

John W. Barbee

Transportation Coordinator

Michael Adkisson

Compositing Supervisor

Marty Church

Foley Recordist

Mark McBryde

ADR Mixer

Terry Delsing

Music Editor

Jimmie K. Turner

Transportation Captain

Bryan Pennington

Dolby Consultant

Jim Hartz

Studio Teacher

Wendy Wilhite

Studio Teacher

Scott Cochran

Scoring Mixer

Adam Stern

Rotoscoping Artist

Bunny Andrews

Music Editor

David Falicki

Set Medic

Bruce Douglas Johnson

Visual Effects Supervisor

Mo Henry

Negative Cutter

Leah Buono

Casting Assistant

Robert Easton

Dialect Coach

Maura Gannett

Studio Teacher

Dane Farwell

Stunt Double

Randall Huber

Stunt Double

Bari Dreiband-Burman

Special Effects Makeup Artist

Cindy Folkerson

Stunt Double

Kent W. Luttrell

Stunt Double

Thomas Opitz

Key Hair Stylist

Brian Maynard

Stunt Driver

Thomas R. Burman

Special Effects Makeup Artist

Brian J. Williams

Stunt Double

Bengt Jonsson

Second Unit Director of Photography

Michael Shamberg

Executive Producer

Stacey Sher

Executive Producer

Bruce Douglas Johnson

Director of Photography

Bart Rosenblatt

Producer

Richard Toyon

Production Design

Danny DeVito

Executive Producer

Michael Tavera

Original Music Composer

Eugene Musso

Producer

Karen Agresti

Set Decoration

Jonathan Weisgal

Executive Producer

Richard Pearson

Editor

Terry Dresbach

Costume Design

Monika Mikkelsen

Casting

Al Corley

Producer