Ashley Tisdale

Jody Sanders

Simon Rex

Dan Sanders

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

Gracie Whitton

Kathy

Ava Kolker

Lily

Heather Locklear

Barbara

Molly Shannon

Heather Darcy

Josh Robert Thompson

Narrator (voice)

Darrell Hammond

Dr. Hall

Marisa Saks

Amy

Snoop Dogg

Marcus

Terry Crews

Martin Jacobs

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

Dylan Morris

Aidan

Ryan Morris

Aidan

Lidia Porto

Maria

Mac Miller

D'Andre

Erica Ash

Kendra Brooks

J.P. Manoux

Pierre

Marianne Hammock

Female Aide

Tyler Posey

David

Sarah Hyland

Mia

Shad Moss

Eric

Katrina Bowden

Natalie

Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci

Caesar

Scot Nery

Mama

Ben Cornish

Dom

Katt Williams

Blaine Fulda

Lewis Thompson

Madea

Lindsay Lohan

Self

Jerry O'Connell

Christian Grey

Usher

Ira the Janitor

Macsen Lintz

French Boy

John Atwood

Newscaster #1

Lane Carlock

Newscaster #2

Shereé Whitfield

Real Housewife #1

Angela Raiola

Real Housewife #2

Lil Duval

Kendra's Brother

Angie Stone

Kendra's Cousin

Jasmine Guy

Kendra's Mom

Ashley LeConte Campbell

Antoinette Beauchamp

Kate Walsh

Self

Clifton Guterman

Waiter

Анна Скиданова

Nadia

Clayton Landey

Sodomized Cop

Scott Rousseau

Santa

Maui Tisdale

Mama's Ridiculously Pampered Dog

Kendra Wilkinson

Self (uncredited)

Audrina Patridge

Self (uncredited)

Zoe Pessin

Honey Boo Boo (uncredited)

Emily Chandler Westergreen

Mara (uncredited)

Jwaundace Candece

Real Housewife (uncredited)

Angela Kerecz

Featured Porn Star (uncredited)

Aaron Beelner

Little Man (uncredited)

Elizabeth Davidovich

Ballerina (uncredited)

Amanda Jelks

Ballerina (uncredited)

Nikki Lashae

Ballerina (uncredited)

Amanda Topper

Ballet Dancer (uncredited)

Joel Rogers

Confused Ballet Patron (uncredited)

Jon Gould

Ballet Patron (uncredited)

Rory Healy

Bedroom Clown / Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)

Catherine A. Cospelich

Ape Chick (uncredited)

Moses Das

Bridge Runner (uncredited)

Faith Blankenship

Carpet Girl (uncredited)

Jeff Glover

Lab Tech (uncredited)

Sandy Simmons

Model (uncredited)

Kendrick Cross

Rescue Worker (uncredited)

Leigh Hennessy

Witch (uncredited)

Chris Durfy

Packer Fan (uncredited)

David Zucker

Packer Fan (uncredited)

Memi West

Audience / Patron (uncredited)

Dathan Thigpen

Extra (uncredited)

David Zucker

Writer

Malcolm D. Lee

Director

Pat Proft

Writer

Phil Beauman

Characters

Jason Friedberg

Characters

Buddy Johnson

Characters

Aaron Seltzer

Characters

Marlon Wayans

Characters

Shawn Wayans

Characters

Brian Bell

Executive Producer

Phil Dornfeld

Producer

Matthew Signer

Executive Producer

Mike Wagstaffe

Co-Producer

David Zucker

Producer

Brittany A. Jones

Casting

George Pierre

Casting

Julie Callihan

Key Makeup Artist

Moe Coles

Additional Hairstylist

Deborah La Mia Denaver

Makeup Department Head

Michelle Diamantides

Key Hair Stylist

Laurel Kelly

Hairstylist

Jamie Kelman

Makeup Artist

Eryn Krueger Mekash

Makeup Artist

Adruitha Lee

Hair Department Head

Araxi Lindsey

Hairstylist

Heather Morris

Hairstylist

Kelly Muldoon

Hair Department Head

Ai Nakata

Key Hair Stylist

Elizabeth Robinson

Hairstylist

Duane Saylor

Makeup Artist

Ariane Turner

Key Makeup Artist

Leigh Ann Yandle

Makeup Department Head

Brian Bell

Unit Production Manager

Eric Bergman

Post Production Supervisor

Alan C. Blomquist

Unit Production Manager

Gigi Causey

Production Supervisor

Keith Levine

Executive In Charge Of Production

Tim Pedegana

Post Production Supervisor

Matthew Signer

Executive In Charge Of Production

Steve Battaglia

Second Unit First Assistant Director

Phil Dornfeld

Second Unit Director

Tim Fitzgerald

Second Assistant Director

Danielle King

Second Second Assistant Director

Doug Metzger

First Assistant Director

Max Biscoe

Production Design

Angela Boulet

Assistant Property Master

Tasha Clarkson

Set Decoration Buyer

Jay Cooper

Set Dresser

Andi Crumbley

Art Department Coordinator

Hank Curtis

Set Dresser

Michael D'Imperio

Assistant Property Master

Craig Dempsey

Set Dresser

Warren Drummond

Storyboard Artist

Andrea Flader

Art Department Production Assistant

M. Marcos Gonzalez

On Set Dresser

Anne-Marie Hamill

Set Dresser

Paul Arthur Hartman

Set Dresser

Darryl Henley

Storyboard Artist

Karen Higgins

Construction Coordinator

J.P. Jones

Property Master

Sherman Kew

Art Department Coordinator

Steven Kissick

Construction Foreman

Cynthia McCormac

Set Decoration Buyer

Swift Moseley

Greensman

Jenn Moye

Graphic Designer

Craig Nolan

Greensman

Greg O'Donohue

Leadman

Marlow Sanchez

Construction Coordinator

Trip Sheehan

Leadman

Gary Damian Thomas

Storyboard Artist

Phil Tubach

Set Dresser

Jason Vanover

Greensman

Lisa Vasconcellos

Art Direction

Anthony Vitagliano

Greensman

Andrew Wert

Property Master

Bryan Arenas

Dolby Consultant

Gary Boatner

Utility Sound

Benjamin James Bradshaw

Foley Mixer

Jason Brennan

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Scott Brewster

ADR Mixer

Ryan Briley

Assistant Sound Editor

Matt Derber

Utility Sound

Chris Diebold

Sound Designer

Brent Findley

ADR Mixer

Kevin Froines

Assistant Sound Editor

Trevor Gates

Sound Effects Editor

Angela Hemingway

Dialogue Editor

Steven Iba

Sound Effects Editor

Trevor Jolly

Supervising ADR Editor

Richard Kitting

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Brian McKinney

Boom Operator

Myron Nettinga

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Leah Putlek

Assistant Sound Editor

Matt Robinson

Boom Operator

Chris Terhune

Sound Designer

Vicki O'Reilly Vandegrift

Foley Artist

Can Yesilyurt

Sound Mixer

Ron Bolanowski

Special Effects Coordinator

Elizabeth Ralston

Special Effects Technician

Ryan A. Riley

Special Effects Technician

Bob Shelley

Special Effects Supervisor

Malia Thompson

Special Effects Technician

Greg Waddle

Special Effects Technician

Tom Archer

Compositing Supervisor

Graeme Baitz

Visual Effects Compositor

Laurence Berkani

Visual Effects

Stephanie Broussaud

Visual Effects Compositor

Jayson Castro

Visual Effects Compositor

Adam de Bosch Kemper

3D Artist

Monette Dubin

Visual Effects Producer

Debora Dunphy

Visual Effects Compositor

John Fukushima

Visual Effects Compositor

Jamison Scott Goei

Visual Effects Supervisor

Brian Hanable

Visual Effects Compositor

Paul Hegg

3D Artist

Brandon Hines

Visual Effects Compositor

Kenton Hulme

VFX Editor

Terry Hutcheson

Visual Effects Producer

Chris John Jones

Creative Director

Andrew Karr

Visual Effects Supervisor

Patrick Kavanaugh

Visual Effects Compositor

Jeremy Kehler

Visual Effects Compositor

Keith Kolder

Visual Effects Producer

Jai Krishnaswamy

Visual Effects Compositor

Ryan Kuba

Visual Effects Coordinator

Louis Leung

3D Artist

Ralph Maiers

Visual Effects Supervisor

Alec McClymont

3D Artist

Daniel Osaki

3D Artist

Michael Porterfield

Visual Effects Compositor

Jeremy Price

Visual Effects Compositor

Toby Taplin

3D Artist

Drew Tobin

Visual Effects Compositor

Lauren Weidel

Visual Effects Producer

Charles Croughwell

Stunt Coordinator

Steven Ritzi

Stunt Coordinator

Geoff Bremner

Grip

Kyle Buff

Rigging Grip

Jonathan Carbonaro

Digital Imaging Technician

Quantrell D. Colbert

Still Photographer

Edward J. Cox

Electrician

Stephen Crowley

Chief Lighting Technician

Michael J. Davis

Assistant Chief Lighting Technician

Darin Devonshire

Rigging Grip

Jamie Franta

Grip

Peter Iovino

Still Photographer

Humphrey Jarrod

Key Rigging Grip

Eugene B. Kerry

Grip

Bob E. Krattiger

Chief Lighting Technician

Joseph Krattiger

Electrician

Gregory Lundsgaard

"B" Camera Operator

Wayne Marshall

Assistant Chief Lighting Technician

J. Steven Matzinger

"A" Camera Operator

Mark Emery Moore

"A" Camera Operator

J. Wayne Parker

Key Grip

Janella Bersabal

Extras Casting

Patrick Ingram

Extras Casting

Nancy Nayor

Additional Casting

Oscar Alvarez

Costumer

Dustin Angus

Key Costumer

Jessica Tyger Davis

Costume Assistant

Sarah de Sa Rego

Costumer

Jessie Delmore

Costumer

K. Drew Fuller

Costumer

Mauricia Grant

Costumer

Gertrude Moore

Tailor

Elisa R. Richards

Assistant Costume Designer

Carol Sadler

Costume Supervisor

Pamela Waggoner

Costumer

Stuart Burkin

Executive In Charge Of Post Production

Jason Fabbro

Digital Intermediate Colorist

Craig Herring

Additional Editor

Scott Janush

Assistant Editor

Julian McDougald

Digital Intermediate Producer

Jim Passon

Color Timer

David Raymond

First Assistant Editor

Everette Webber

Digital Intermediate Editor

Mark Cottrell

Location Manager

Ryan Dirkes

Assistant Location Manager

Tim Borquez

Orchestrator

Brian Dixon

Scoring Mixer

Miles Hankins

Orchestrator

Tanya Noel Hill

Music Editor

Michael Reola

Orchestrator

Jermaine Stegall

Orchestrator

Ashley Patterson

Script Supervisor

Robin Meyers

Script Supervisor

Rebecca Boyle

Script Supervisor

Meredith Humbracht

Production Coordinator

Kev Magee

Assistant Production Coordinator

Sam Seig

Editor

Steven Douglas Smith

Director of Photography

James L. Venable

Original Music Composer

Keith G. Lewis

Costume Design

Clark Hunter

Production Design

Timothy David O'Brien

Art Direction

Traci Kirshbaum

Set Decoration

Juel Bestrop

Casting

Richard Glasser

Music Supervisor

Mark Emery Moore

Camera Operator

Chris Durfy

Production Sound Mixer

Jennifer Cocker

Stunts

Todd Harris

Storyboard Artist

Meredith Richardson

Stunts

Leigh Hennessy

Stunts

Helena Barrett

Stunts

Danya Bateman

Stunts

JoAnn Bernat

Stunts

Eddie Braun

Stunts

Remi Bakkar

Stunts

Elizabeth Davidovich

Stunts

Callie Croughwell

Stunts

Andy Dylan

Stunts

Christian J. Fletcher

Stunts

Justin Charles Evans

Stunts

Craig Jensen

Stunts

Kurt D. Lott

Stunts

Lonnie R. Smith Jr.

Stunts

Monty L. Simons

Stunts

Ashley Rae Trisler

Stunts

Cord Walker

Stunts

Monty Cox

Stunt Coordinator

David Rowden

Stunts

Andy Rusk

Stunts

Dennis Scott

Stunts

Ian Quinn

Stunts

Kevin Morgan

Stunts

Caryn Mower

Stunts

Clint Lilley

Stunts

Jake Lombard

Stunts

David Paul Lord

Stunts

Harvey Weinstein

Executive Producer

Bob Weinstein

Executive Producer

Jasi Cotton Lanier

Stunts