Christian De Sica

Cesare "Faina" Proietti

Massimo Boldi

Giacomo "Bin" Colombo

Diego Abatantuono

Ugo "King" Conti

Roberto Brunetti

Remo "Er Patata" Cartocci

Nino D'Angelo

Ciro "3000" Cuccuriello

Ramona Bădescu

Self

Rino Barillari

Self

Aldo Biscardi

Self

Nathalie Caldonazzo

Self

Elenoire Casalegno

Self

Martina Colombari

Self

Carlo Conti

Self

Carmen Di Pietro

Self

Natalia Estrada

Self

Anna Falchi

Self

Emilio Fede

Self

Tiziana Ferrario

Self

Gabriel Garko

Self

Eva Grimaldi

Self

Claudio Lippi

Self

Valeriano Longoni

Self

Valeria Mazza

Self

Maurizio Mosca

Self

Alessandro Nesta

Self

Gitte Nielsen

Self

Alba Parietti

Self

Sandro Paternostro

Self

Luana Ravegnini

Self

Vittorio Sgarbi

Self

Mara Venier

Self

Ela Weber

Self

Paolo Conticini

Fidanzato Elenoire Casalegno

Roberto Farnesi

Marito Anna Falchi

Barbara Chiappini

Amica Ela Weber

Patrizia Loreti

Segretaria Alba Parietti

Stefano Antonucci

Chirurgo

Brando De Sica

Cameriere hotel

Ugo Conti

Toni

Morena De Pasquale

Infermiera nido

Max Parodi

Fidanzato Brigitte Nielsen

Sacha Darwin

Vecchia suora

Carlo De Palma

Bagnino

Francesco Pezzulli

Leonardo DiCaprio (voice)

Elise Tielrooy

Bénédicte

Cetti Arancio

Puerpera (uncredited)

Pietro Bertone

(uncredited)

Raul Bolanos

(uncredited)

Walter Leonardi

(uncredited)

Silvio Muccino

(uncredited)

Cristina Parovel

Stefania (uncredited)

Aline Pilato

Infermiera (uncredited)

Massimo Pittarello

Capo Bodyguard Anna Falchi (uncredited)

Romano Sommadossi

Rambo (uncredited)

Neri Parenti

Director

Neri Parenti

Screenplay

Neri Parenti

Story

Bruno Zambrini

Original Music Composer

Carlo Tafani

Director of Photography

Maria Stilde Ambruzzi

Production Design

Vera Cozzolino

Costume Design

Sergio Montanari

Editor

Matteo De Laurentiis

Unit Production Manager

Maurizio Amati

Executive Producer

Aurelio De Laurentiis

Producer