Ian Ziering

Fin Shepard

Tara Reid

April Shepard

Cassie Scerbo

Nova Clarke

Vivica A. Fox

Skye

Judah Friedlander

Bryan

Debra Wilson

New Bryan

Alaska Thunderfuck

Morgana

Neil deGrasse Tyson

Merlin

Marina Sirtis

Winter

Leslie Jordan

Benjamin Franklin

Darrell Hammond

George Washington

Ben Stein

Alexander Hamilton

Roy Taylor

Jebediah Clarke

Dexter Holland

British Captain

Kevin ‘Noodles’ Wasserman

British First Mate

Constantin Viscreanu

Paul Revere

Dee Snider

Sheriff

Jonathan Bennett

Billy the Kid

Chris Owen

Thirty-Year-Old Gil

James Murray

Eastwood

Gilbert Gottfried

Rand McDonald

Tori Spelling

Raye Martin

Dean McDermott

Gilly Shepard

Benjy Bronk

Connor Beale

Christopher Knight

Grandpa Clarke

Catarina Scerbo

Young Nova

Bernie Kopell

Charter Boat Captain

Chuck Hittinger

Matt Shepard

Ryan Whitney

Claudia Shepard

Israel Sáez de Miguel

Captain Santiago

Marcus Choi

Palmer

Alexandre Ottoni

Azzinaro

La Toya Jackson

Cleopatra

James Hong

Confucius

Eileen Davidson

Marie Antoinette

Shad Gaspard

Muhammad Ali

Jayson Paul

Joe Lewis

Kato Kaelin

Viking King

Patrick Labyorteaux

Caesar

Sharon Desiree

Joan of Arc

Bo Derek

May

Gary Busey

Wilford Wexler

Mark McGrath

Martin

Masiela Lusha

Gemini

Al Roker

Al Roker

John Heard

George (archive footage)

Anthony C. Ferrante

Quint Singer

Robbie Rist

Quint Guitarist

Tammy Klein

1950s Dancer

Roxanna Bina

1950s Dancer

Raine Michaels

Girl in Bikini

M. Steven Felty

Hologram Gil (voice) / D. Brown

Andrei Olteanu

Frodo

Chris Ridenhour

Townsperson

Thunder Levin

Bar Patron

Tiberiu Harsan

Medieval Gil

Brendan Petrizzo

Hologram Gil

Katarína Paveleková

Background

Erik Adkins

Petunia

Petunia

Michael Hardman

ADR Supervisor

Sasha Burrow

Visual Effects Coordinator

Melanie J. Elin

Additional Visual Effects

Rocco Gioffre

Additional Visual Effects

Tammy Klein

VFX Artist

Neal Sopata

Additional Visual Effects

Michael Willer

Visual Effects Coordinator

Aaron Witlin

VFX Artist

Chris Cano

Original Music Composer

Chris Ridenhour

Original Music Composer

Anthony C. Ferrante

Director

Scotty Mullen

Writer

David Michael Latt

Producer

Pãtru Pãunescu

Director of Photography

Ryan Mitchelle

Editor

Eduard Daniel Vraciu

Production Design

Kalise Wallace

Production Design

Oana Draghici

Costume Designer

Glenn Campbell

Visual Effects Supervisor

Andrew Golov

Line Producer

Thunder Levin

Characters

Tara Reid

Co-Executive Producer

Ian Ziering

Executive Producer

David L. Garber

Co-Producer

Paul Bales

Executive Producer

David Rimawi

Executive Producer

Scotty Mullen

Casting

Sanford Worth

Art Direction

Laura Russu

Set Decoration

Devin Bianchini

Key Hair Stylist

Jeremy Bramer

Makeup Artist

Denise M. Chavez

Makeup Artist

Petcu Alina

Additional Hairstylist

Alexandra Bârlădeanu

Additional Hairstylist

Roxana Cardas

Makeup Artist

George Doroftei

Makeup Artist

Brianna Farfel

Key Makeup Artist

Adelina Handuri

Key Hair Stylist

Caitlin Krenz

Additional Hairstylist

Andreescu Maria

Makeup Artist

Tracy Rosen

Key Makeup Artist

Mark Quod

Post Production Supervisor

B.B. Monroe

First Assistant Director

Eugen Anghelescu

Construction Coordinator

James Bianchini

Set Dresser

Miles Braun

Production Designer

Amanda Fletcher

Set Dresser

Adi Handac

Property Master

Sorin Manzu

Leadman

Sebastian Sarbu

Graphic Designer

Clifton Carlson

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Michael Hardman

Foley Editor

Brian Hawlk

Sound Mixer

Jason Aaron Moran

Boom Operator

Craig Polding

Dialogue Editor

Lisa Ries

Supervising Sound Editor

Artur Szerejko

Boom Operator

Razvan Puiu

Stunt Coordinator

Alex Terzieff

Stunt Coordinator

Andrei Vintileanu

Stunts

Janelle Beaudry

Stunts

Cos Aelenei

Still Photographer

Kaleb Blakey

Key Grip

Onica Dragomir Darius

Second Assistant "B" Camera

Gigel Dumitrescu

First Assistant "A" Camera

Cristi Epure

Key Grip

Florin Eremia

Electrician

Eli Franks

Gaffer

Marcus Friedlander

Second Unit Director of Photography

Florin Ilinca

First Assistant "B" Camera

Raymond Liu

Still Photographer

Stefan Mangir

Steadicam Operator

Sergiu Dan Nani

Gaffer

Casey Oberhansli

Steadicam Operator

Dillon Oberhansli

Second Assistant "B" Camera

Orlando Ordonez

Gaffer

Romeo Racman

Electrician

Anastasiya Serhiyenia

Still Photographer

Dan Stroe

Drone Operator

Cheffy Thomas

First Assistant "A" Camera

Stanciu Victor

Electrician

Seth Webster

Still Photographer

Dante Yore

Second Unit Director of Photography

Lisa Catalina

Costume Designer

Seville Michelle

Key Costumer

Lisa Tatum

Costume Supervisor

Alexandra Voloaca

Costume Supervisor

Cameron Ames

Assistant Editor

Mark Quod

Colorist

Michael Willer

Assistant Editor

Radu Voicu

Location Manager

Rachel Anderson-Lebron

Music Supervisor

Marius Stoian

Transportation Coordinator

Miruna Gheorghiu

Production Coordinator

Monika Trpevska

Publicist

Kollen Wasylean

VFX Artist