John Cho

Harold Lee

Kal Penn

Kumar Patel

Paula Garcés

Maria

Neil Patrick Harris

Neil Patrick Harris

Elias Koteas

Sergie Katsov

Danneel Ackles

Vanessa Fanning

Thomas Lennon

Todd

Jake Johnson

Jesus

Danny Trejo

Mr. Perez

Austin Bickel

Kid in Line

Inga R. Wilson

Mom in Line

Eddie Kaye Thomas

Rosenberg

David Krumholtz

Seth Goldstein

Brett Gelman

T.V. Director

Patton Oswalt

Mall Santa

Eric Kissack

Wafflebot (voice)

Amir Blumenfeld

Adrian

Bobby Lee

Kenneth Park

Esteban Andres Cruz

Pepe Perez

Dana DeLorenzo

Becca the P.A.

David Burtka

David Burtka

Gareth Reynolds

Heaven's Bartender

Evan Mann

Heaven's Bartender

Richard Riehle

Santa Claus

Bennett Saltzman

Boris

Melissa Ordway

Gracie

Jordan Danger

Mary

Chernise Yvette

Topless Angel

Cassie Keller

Topless Angel

RZA

Lamar

Dan Levy

Reporter

Marvin Cruz

Timo Perez

Allyson Lengers

Wafflebot Kid

Gabriel Anderson

Wafflebot Kid

Shirley Benyas

Nana Perez

Ashley Coss

Ava

Chloe Coss

Ava

Hannah Coss

Ava

Da'Vone McDonald

Latrell

Tyler Nelson

Teen

Tom Kruszewski

Teen

Steven Clark

Teen

Hilary Anderson

Hot Teenage Girl

Yasen Peyankov

Yuri

John Hoogenakker

Gustav

Tristan Canning

Noah

David Rife

White Castle Employee

Dave Davies

Church Security Guard

Gabriella Dilone

Inez Perez

Ripper Brown

St. Peter

Megan Agrusa

Dancer

Bobby Amamizu

Dancer

Christine Babini

Dancer

Ashley Cinq-Mars

Dancer

Michelle Diterlizzi

Dancer

Marisa Dorchock

Dancer

Jenelle Engleson

Dancer

Aundrea Fant

Dancer

Jessie Lauryn Foutz

Dancer

Brittany Freeth

Dancer

Erin Gales

Dancer

Alicia Gilley

Dancer

Sarah Alice Burns

Dancer

Annika Ihnat

Dancer

Brandon Koepsell

Dancer

Jessica Lamarre

Dancer

Kandis Mak

Dancer

Marcy McCusker

Dancer

Cortney Millar

Dancer

Lindsey Oleary

Dancer

Rachel Omell

Dancer

Taylor Peters

Dancer

Jessica Provencher

Dancer

Katie Reese

Dancer

Lindsey Tuer

Dancer

Florence Vinger

Dancer

Shawn Lee Vitale

Dancer

Chelsea Rebecca

Partygoer (uncredited)

Dan Levy

reporter

Todd Strauss-Schulson

Director

Hayden Schlossberg

Writer

Greg Shapiro

Producer

Michael Barrett

Director of Photography

Jennifer Rudnicke

Casting

Eric Kissack

Editor

Nicole Abellera Hallman

Casting

Mickie Paskal

Casting

Jon Hurwitz

Writer

Jeanne McCarthy

Casting

William Ross

Original Music Composer

Michael Disco

Executive Producer

Rusty Smith

Production Design

Nicole Brown

Executive Producer

Jon Hurwitz

Co-Producer

Nathan Kahane

Executive Producer

Hayden Schlossberg

Co-Producer

Samuel J. Brown

Executive Producer

Mary Claire Hannan

Costume Design

Evan Smith

Production Manager

Colin Batty

Art Department Manager

Robin Ator

Storyboard

Bartek Prusiewicz

Animation

Anthony Scott

Animation

Julianna Cox

Animation

A.J. Gillespie

Animation

Kyle Bell

Animation

Chris Ohlgren

Animation

Rebecca Bowen

Animation Production Assistant

Wendy Fuller

Animation

Holly Werner

Art Department Manager

Barry Bruce

Animation

Richard Brener

Executive Producer

PJ Fishwick

Production Assistant

Robert Alonzo

Stunt Double