Arnold Schwarzenegger

Dr. Alex Hesse

Danny DeVito

Dr. Larry Arbogast

Emma Thompson

Dr. Diana Reddin

Frank Langella

Noah Banes

Pamela Reed

Angela

Aida Turturro

Louise

James Eckhouse

Ned Sneller

Megan Cavanagh

Willow

Welker White

Jenny

Kathleen Chalfant

Casitas Madres Receptionist

Merle Kennedy

Samantha

Judy Collins

Naomi

Mindy Seeger

Alice

Christopher Meloni

Mr. Lanzarotta

Antoinette Peragine

Mrs. Lanzarotta

Cassandra Wilson

Singer

Ellen McLaughlin

Chairwoman (FDA)

Stefan Gierasch

Edward Sawyer

Alexander Enberg

Arthur

Judy Ovitz

Stewardess

Kevin West

Lyndon Executive

Ira Newborn

Lyndon Executive

Misa Koprova

Lyndon Receptionist

Jodi Knotts

Waiting Room Woman

Michele Abrams

Waiting Room Woman

John Pinette

Clerk

Fred Stoller

Waiter

Anna Gunn

Casitas Madres Receptionist

Lisa Summerour

Casitas Madres Exercise Attendant

Kristina Hardee

Casitas Madres Exercise Attendant

Leah Teweles

Mrs. Logan

Maggie Han

Lab Assistant

Charmaine Alicia Mancil

Scanner Guard

Lawrence Tierney

Mover

Matt Mulhern

Mover

Christopher Pray

Reporter

John Yang

Reporter

Sara Peery

Reporter

Jan Yanehiro

Reporter

Dennis O'Donnell

Reporter

Beth Campbell Fitzgerald

Reporter

Lawrence T. Wrentz

Campus Security Guard

Brianna McConnell

Junior

Brittany McConnell

Junior

Ryan Doss

Jake

Zachary Doss

Jake

Christian Giammichele

Library Baby

Kieran Giammichele

Library Baby

Monika Schnarre

Angelic Nurse

Allen Walls

Banquet Waiter

Kevin Sifuentes

Banquet Valet

Tom Dugan

Lobster Man

Holly Wortell

Lobster Woman

Susan Dills

Campus Gals

Maggy Myers Davidson

Campus Gals

Peter Chen

Taxi Driver

Dean Jacobson

Turkel

Mary Gordon Murray

Betty

Julie Nunis

Ticket Agent

Dayna Winston

Stewardess at Boarding Gate

Brandon Ross

Banquet Musician

Lonnie Plaxico

Banquet Musician

Jeff Haynes

Banquet Musician

Steven 'Lance' Carter

Banquet Musician

Charles Burnham

Banquet Musician

Dee Hengstler

Banquet Dancer

Bubba Dean Rambo

Banquet Dancer

Daryl Richardson

Banquet Dancer

Jerald Vincent

Banquet Dancer

Nina DeNike

Banquet Dancer

Maurice Schwartzman

Banquet Dancer

Kim Wolfe

Banquet Dancer

Charles McGowan

Banquet Dancer

Matt Birman

Lab Security Guard (uncredited)

Tracey Walter

Janitor with Information

Ivan Reitman

Director

Kevin Wade

Screenplay

Ivan Reitman

Producer

James Newton Howard

Original Music Composer

Adam Greenberg

Director of Photography

Wendy Greene Bricmont

Editor

Sheldon Kahn

Editor

Ve Neill

Makeup Artist

Matthew W. Mungle

Prosthetic Makeup Artist

Peter Tothpal

Hairstylist

Yolanda Toussieng

Hairstylist

Scott Martin Gershin

Sound Designer

Patrick J. Foley

Sound Editor

Per Hallberg

Supervising Sound Editor

Larry Kemp

Supervising Sound Editor

Tony Lamberti

Assistant Sound Editor

Jay B. Richardson

Sound Effects Editor

Frank Smathers

Sound Editor

Wendy Riva

Assistant Art Director

Brana Rosenfeld

Assistant Set Decoration

Paul Sonski

Assistant Art Director

Raul A. Bruce

Boom Operator

David Blitstein

Visual Effects Supervisor

Lynda Thompson

Visual Effects Producer

Daniel R. Padgett

Assistant Editor

Reine-Claire

Assistant Editor

Chris Conrad

Screenplay

Lane Leavitt

Stunts

Matt Birman

Stunts

Dorenda Moore

Stunt Double

Jimmy N. Roberts

Stunts

Gordon A. Webb

Co-Producer

Neal Nordlinger

Co-Producer

Joe Medjuck

Executive Producer

Sheldon Kahn

Associate Producer

Daniel Goldberg

Executive Producer

Chris Conrad

Co-Executive Producer

Beverly J. Camhe

Executive Producer

Michael Chinich

Casting

Stephen J. Lineweaver

Production Design

Gary Wissner

Art Direction

Clay A. Griffith

Set Decoration

Albert Wolsky

Costume Design

Gordon A. Webb

Unit Production Manager

Joe McKinney

Makeup Artist

Valli O'Reilly

Makeup Artist

Alicia M. Tripi

Hairstylist

Daniel Goldberg

Second Unit Director

Dave Goldfarb

Trainee Production Coordinator

Carl Goldstein

Second Assistant Director

Michael Neumann

Second Assistant Director

Ira S. Rosenstein

Additional Second Assistant Director

David Sosna

First Assistant Director

David Ticotin

Second Second Assistant Director

Matthew T. Weiner

Additional Second Assistant Director

Robert J. Wilson

Additional Second Assistant Director

David Blitstein

Special Effects Coordinator

Joel Kramer

Stunt Coordinator

George McDowell Agnew

Location Manager

Judith Saunders

Script Supervisor