Brian O'Halloran

Dante Hicks

Jeff Anderson

Randal Graves

Rosario Dawson

Becky

Jason Mewes

Jay

Kevin Smith

Silent Bob

Marilyn Ghigliotti

Veronica Loughran

Trevor Fehrman

Elias Grover

Austin Zajur

Blockchain Coltrane

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

Emma

Harley Quinn Smith

Milly

Amy Sedaris

Doctor Ladenheim

Justin Long

Shaving Nurse

Michelle Buteau

Little Lisa's Mom

Marc Bernardin

Little Lisa's Dad

AnnaMarie Brown

Little Lisa

Freddie Prinze Jr.

Auditioner

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Auditioner

Danny Trejo

Auditioner

Chris Wood

Auditioner

Ethan Suplee

Auditioner

Donnell Rawlings

Auditioner

Ben Affleck

Auditioner

James Murray

Auditioner

Joe Gatto

Auditioner

Sal Vulcano

Auditioner

Brian Quinn

Auditioner

Bobby Moynihan

Auditioner

Anthony Michael Hall

Auditioner

Jake Richardson

Auditioner

Melissa Benoist

Auditioner

Ralph Garman

Auditioner

Fred Armisen

Auditioner

Scott Mosier

Auditioner

Grace Smith

Auditioner

Ming Chen

Hockey Player

Walt Flanagan

Hockey Player

Mike Zapcic

Hockey Player

Bryan Johnson

Hockey Player

Kate Micucci

Mooby

Robert Hawk

Customer

Ernest O'Donnell

Trainer

Jason Szalma

Hospital Staff

Lisa Hampton

Hospital Staff

Scott Schiaffo

Chewlie's Rep

Dave Ferrier

Hospital Staff

AJ Wilkerson

Hospital Staff

Micah Miller Greenberg

Frustrated Customer

Vincent Pereira

Hot Goalie

Jordan Monsanto

Cereal Mom

Logan Lee Mewes

Cereal Kid

Michael Belicose

Hockey Player/ In a Row Guy

Yassir Lester

RST Customer

Gail Stanley

Elias' Mom

Byron Stanley

Elias' Dad

Kevin O'Donnell

ER Bleeder 1

Phallon Adriana

ER Nurse

Rajiv Thapar

Anesthesiologist

Diana Devlin

Waiting Room Lady

Nicholas Brown

Car Sex Selfie Snapper

Sara Belicose

In a Row Guy's Kid

Joe Bagnole

Cat Customer

Uncle Wayne

'Look at This Fucking Guy'

Scott Purcell

Door Puller

Betsy Broussard

Dental School Renter

Virginia Smith

Caged Animal Masturbator

Frances Cresci

Smoking Girl

John Willyung

Cohee 'Killer' Lundin

Donna Jeanne

Ruse Lady

Thomas Burke

Thomas the Roofer

Thomas Burke Jr.

Son of Thomas the Roofer

Kimberly Gharbi

Heather Jones

Christian Cordes

True Believer

Derek Berry

Mooby Manager

Nate Gonzales

Mooby's Minion

Mike Vezza

ER Bleeder 2

Liz Priestley

Night Nurse

Anthony Perry

Doctor Mayor

Shane Kalman

Priest

Nicholas Joseph Binckes

Frustrated Customer

Joseph Digennaro

Frustrated Customer

James McDonald

Frustrated Customer

Cindy Sue Miller

Frustrated Customer

Shannon Scheffling

Frustrated Customer

Jeremy Wein

Frustrated Customer

Bethany Aline

Hospital Staff

Julian Babel

Hospital Staff

Malcolm Baldwin

Hospital Staff

Christine Weiss Beidel

Hospital Staff

Tara Berson

Hospital Staff

Zhavier Bondsd

Hospital Staff

Kimberly Carter

Hospital Staff

Helen Chong

Hospital Staff

Gregory Chwatko

Hospital Staff

Frank Citara

Hospital Staff

Chris J. Cullen

Hospital Staff

Claire Davis

Hospital Staff

Diamandi Devereaux

Hospital Staff

Carol Driscoll

Hospital Staff

Susan Evans

Hospital Staff

Denise Fowler

Hospital Staff

Latisha M. Hall

Hospital Staff

Thomas Michael Harding

Hospital Staff

Kaylin Harper

Hospital Staff

Diana Horowitz

Hospital Staff

Alfonso Jones

Hospital Staff

Karen Kuhrt

Hospital Staff

Bob Leszczak

Hospital Staff

Robert Mangold

Hospital Staff

Stephan Masnyj

Hospital Staff

Caitlin Miller

Hospital Staff

Dalex Miller

Hospital Staff

Luke Miller

Hospital Staff

Ryan Pidor

Hospital Staff

Constance Porcellini

Hospital Staff

Joseph Prussak

Hospital Staff

William Reichert

Hospital Staff

Amaryllis Ruiz

Hospital Staff

Lois Sach

Hospital Staff

Robert Senkewicz

Hospital Staff

Dana Simonetti

Hospital Staff

Cathi Swett

Hospital Staff

Darryle Jermaine

Hospital Staff

Kevin Smith

Producer

Learan Kahanov

Director of Photography

Charles S. Rowe

Script Supervisor

Jordan Monsanto

Producer

Elizabeth Destro

Producer

Luke Taylor

Executive Producer

David Gendron

Executive Producer

Ali Jazayeri

Executive Producer

Matthew Helderman

Executive Producer

Blake Hooks

Second Assistant Camera

Allison Pearce

Costume Design

Fiona Mifsud

Makeup Department Head

Kevin Smith

Screenplay

Kevin Smith

Editor

Amy Jarvela

Executive Producer

James L. Venable

Music

Kevin Smith

Director

Hailei Call

Key Hair Stylist

Jennifer Iacobino

Health and Safety