Mark Wahlberg

John Bennett

Mila Kunis

Lori Collins

Seth MacFarlane

Ted (voice)

Joel McHale

Rex

Giovanni Ribisi

Donny

Patrick Warburton

Guy

Matt Walsh

Thomas

Jessica Barth

Tami-Lynn

Aedin Mincks

Robert

Bill Smitrovich

Frank

Patrick Stewart

Narrator (voice)

Norah Jones

Norah Jones

Sam J. Jones

Sam Jones

Tom Skerritt

Tom Skerritt

Bretton Manley

Young John

Ralph Garman

John's Dad

Alex Borstein

John's Mom

John Viener

Alix

Laura Vandervoort

Tanya

Robert Wu

Asian Man "Ming"

Ginger Gonzaga

Gina

Jessica Stroup

Tracy

Melissa Ordway

Michelle

Max Harris

Greenbaum Kid

Zane Cowans

Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice

T.J. Hourigan

Kid #2

Owen Clarke

Kid #3

Kristina Ellery

Heavenly

Katelyn Lorren

Cherene

Chanty Sok

Angelique

Sarah Fischer

Sauvignon Blanc

Cassie Djerf

Waitress

Joe Siriani

Guy at Table #1

Pat Shea

Guy at Table #2

Josh Duvendeck

Guy #1

Chris Cox

Guy #2

Henry Penzi

Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)

Tania Cabrera

Girl at Party

Colton Shires

Teenage John

Viera Andrea Moya

Plymouth PR Worker

Heajee Kim

Club Girl

Lydia Hannibal

Ellen

Shawn Thornton

Crazy Guy

Eric Weinstein

Stagehand

Danny Smith

Waiter

Mike Nikitas

Newscaster

Robin Hamilton

Female Newscaster

Mike Henry

Southern Newscaster

Johnny Lee Davenport

Husband

Chris Everett

Wife

Tara Strong

Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited)

Ted Danson

Ted Danson (uncredited)

Ryan Reynolds

Jared (uncredited)

Olivia Jordan

Party Guest (uncredited)

Alexandra Creteau

Club Patron (uncredited)

Emmalyn Anderson

Concert Attendee (uncredited)

John Franchi

Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited)

Seth MacFarlane

Director

Seth MacFarlane

Producer

John Jacobs

Producer

Jason Clark

Producer

Jeff Freeman

Editor

Sheila Jaffe

Casting

Stephen J. Lineweaver

Production Design

Seth MacFarlane

Screenplay

Alec Sulkin

Screenplay

Seth MacFarlane

Story

Michael Barrett

Director of Photography

Walter Murphy

Original Music Composer

E. David Cosier

Art Direction

Kyra Friedman Curcio

Set Decoration

Debra McGuire

Costume Design

Jeff Murrell

Gaffer

Luci Romberg

Stunts

Tom Williams

Sound Mixer

Blair Clark

Visual Effects Supervisor

Scott Stuber

Producer

Mark Kamine

Unit Production Manager

Eric Heffron

First Assistant Director

Mark Kamine

Co-Producer

Eric Heffron

Co-Producer

Wellesley Wild

Screenplay

Avner Engel

Animation

Jimmy Almeida

Animation

Nicholas Tripodi

Animation

Eddie Braun

Stunts

Jill Brown

Stunts

Bryce Burke

Stunts

Phil Culotta

Stunts

Crystal Dalman

Stunts

Mickey Giacomazzi

Stunts

Sean Graham

Stunts

Daniel Leavitt

Stunts

Ian Mclaughlin

Stunts

Kristopher Medina

Stunts

Dana Reed

Stunts

Scott Rogers

Stunt Coordinator

Kevin Scott

Stunts

Brandon Sebek

Stunts

Eddie Yansick

Stunts

Spike Silver

Stunts

Bill Young

Stunts

Steve Budd

Animation

Andrea Castagnoli

Animation

Aaron Clement

Animation

Aaron Clement

Animation

Ben Forster

Animation

Daniel Fotheringham

Animation

Shaun Freeman

Animation

Tom Gibbons

Animation

David Good

Animation

Shane Hall

Animation

Andy Hass

Animation

Trevor Hunter

Animation

Louis Jones

Animation

Neil Kennedy

Animation

Victoria Livingstone

Animation

Jonathan Lyons

Animation

Brian Mendenhall

Animation

Loïc Miermont

Animation

Jess Morris

Animation

Christopher Mullins

Animation

Heath Pagram

Animation

Christel Pougeoise

Animation

Mark Powers

Animation

Nathan Ross

Animation

Amita Sahgal

Animation

Scott Slater

Animation

Miles Southan

Animation

Danny Southard

Animation

Johnny Turco

Animation

Larry White

Animation

William R. Wright

Animation

Paul Marini

Stunts

Chris Carnes

Set Decoration

Jaimie Trueblood

Still Photographer

Claire Folger

Still Photographer

Moira Marquis

Music Editor

Stan Jones

Music Editor

Murray Adler

Music Supervisor

Todd Sheidenberger

Orchestrator

Gregory W. Smith

Steadicam Operator

Jon Mone

Executive Producer

Richard Oswald

Second Assistant Director

Scott Rogers

Second Unit Director

Bryan Felty

Set Designer

Timothy Lewis

Set Dresser

John Pungitore

Set Dresser

Timothy Rowcroft

Set Dresser

Kenneth Sayers

Set Dresser

Cleo Wang

Set Dresser

Johnny Villanueva

Hair Department Head

Ann Masterson

Makeup Department Head

Tracey Levy

Makeup Artist

Cheryl Daniels

Key Hair Stylist

Bruce Barris

Sound Effects Editor

Anna Behlmer

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Michael Dressel

Foley Editor

Jimmy Duyon

Sound Mixer

Pamela Kahn

Foley Artist

Elliott Koretz

Sound Supervisor

Elliott Koretz

Sound Designer

Mike Marino

Foley Mixer

Dean Minnerly

Foley Artist

Eric A. Norris

Sound Effects Editor

Terry Porter

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Brittany Burke

Casting Associate

Ryan Bradley

Animation

Jill Brown

Stunt Double

Regis Harrington

Stunts

Vanessa Lapato

Dialogue Editor

Curt Schulkey

Dialogue Editor

Ralph Osborn

Dialogue Editor

Anthony "Ace" Thomas

Choreographer

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