Luke Wilson

Cpl. "Average Joe" Bauers / "Not Sure"

Maya Rudolph

Rita

Dax Shepard

Frito Pendejo

Terry Crews

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

Anthony 'Citric' Campos

Secretary of Defense

David Herman

Secretary of State

Sonny Castillo

Prosecutor

Kevin McAfee

Bailiff

Robert Musgrave

Sgt. Keller

Michael McCafferty

Officer Collins

Christopher Ryan

Hospital Technician

Justin Long

Dr. Lexus

Heath Jones

Cop #1

Eli Muñoz

Horny Guy

Patrick Fischler

Yuppie Husband

Darlene Hunt

Yuppie Wife

Ryan Ransdell

Trashy Guy

Melissa Sweet

Slutty Girl

Valerie Posas

New Slutty Girl

Wes Davis

Trashy Teen Jock

Andrew Wilson

Beef Supreme

Mark Tuner

Officer

Kevin Klee

Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy)

John Dodson

Additional Officer

Melissa Espinales

Counter Woman

Joseph Cheatham

Doctor in Waiting Room

Jason Schaefer

Prison Guard #1 / Costco Greeter

Richard Reeder

Prison Guard #2

Lawrence Castillo

Prison Guard #3

Turk Pipkin

Guy at Costco

Heather Kafka

Woman at Carl's Jr.

Christopher M. Campos

Congressman #1

Roman Ramos

Congressman #2

Randal Reeder

Secret Service Thug

Scarface

Upgrayedd

Brendan Hill

Secretary of Energy

Thomas Haden Church

Brawndo CEO

Melissa Dawn

Female Newscaster

Derek Southers

Male Newscaster

Lidia Porto

Female Reporter

Gregory Kelly

Stadium Guard

Greg Pitts

Cameraman

Jason Konopisos-Alvarez

Cop at Government Center

Mitch Baker

Doctor

Daniel Smith

Control Room Director

Chris Warner

Cop at Costco

Lonnie Nelson

Trapped Man

Danny Cochran

Secretary of Education

Marcos Martinez Rios

Secret Service Thug #2

Earl Mann

Narrator (voice)

Sara Rue

Attorney General (uncredited)

Evan Miller

Charles Chaplin (uncredited)

Heath Allyn

Prisoner (uncredited)

Erik Anderson

Angry Court Member (uncredited)

Jason Bohn

Hospital Patient (uncredited)

Glori Renee Euwer

Museum Visitor (uncredited)

Evelyn Hurley

One of Upgrayedd's Ladies (uncredited)

Tom Kenny

Computer Voice (uncredited)

Max Kruemcke

Townsperson (uncredited)

T.J. McFarland

Old Man (uncredited)

Jesse Medeles

Peterson (uncredited)

James Moreno

Front Row Juror (uncredited)

Dan Murphy

Congressman (uncredited)

Steve Powers

Townsperson (uncredited)

Stephen Root

Judge Hector "The Hangman" (uncredited)

Lainie Safady

President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)

Ava Knighten Santana

President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)

Kati Sharp

Townsperson (uncredited)

Michael Sorrells

Party Guest (uncredited)

Gary Teague

Townsperson (uncredited)

Curtis Wayne

Amusement Park Patron (uncredited)

Caitlin Wehrle

President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)

Heath Young

Townsperson (uncredited)

Spencer Kayden

Miss Claypool (uncredited)

Samantha Inoue Harte

Juror (uncredited)

Mike Judge

Director

Mike Judge

Screenplay

Etan Cohen

Screenplay

Mike Judge

Producer

Elysa Koplovitz Dutton

Producer

Michael Nelson

Executive Producer

Jonathan Eusebio

Stunts

David Rennie

Editor

Mary Vernieu

Casting

Darren Gilford

Production Design

William Ladd Skinner

Art Direction

Ronald R. Reiss

Set Decoration

Debra McGuire

Costume Design

Jeffrey Harlacker

Post Production Supervisor

David McKimmie

Post Production Supervisor

Michael Nelson

Unit Production Manager

Christine White

Production Supervisor

Shellie Gillespie

Art Department Coordinator

Jourdan Henderson

Art Department Coordinator

Ana Martínez

Art Department Coordinator

Nick Navarro

Set Designer

Venus Kanani

Casting Assistant

Shalimar Reodica

Casting Associate

Beth Sepko

Casting

Sheila Steele

Casting Assistant

Kelly Kernan

Location Manager

Jordan Corngold

Music Editor

Natalie Angel

Production Coordinator

Bill Talbott

Score Engineer

Gina Grande

Script Supervisor

Theodore Shapiro

Original Music Composer

Tim Suhrstedt

Director of Photography

Mike Judge

Story

Rip Murray

First Assistant Director

Christina Fong

Second Assistant Director

Eddie Perez

Stunt Coordinator

Mark Chavarria

Stunt Coordinator

Susan Pickett

Visual Effects Producer

Dick Hancock

Stunts

Lin Oeding

Stunts

Geo Corvera

Stunts

Laura King

Stunts

Víctor Quintero

Stunts

Jody Haselbarth

Stunts

Josh Haggerty

Stunts

Kimo Keoke

Stunts

Jeff Schwan

Stunts

Wesley Scott

Stunts

Kati Sharp

Stunts

Steve Upton

Stunts

Lou Slaughter

Stunts

Bryon Weiss

Stunts

Arnold Chon

Stunts

Nathan Flores

Stunts

David Alvarado

Stunts

Oscar Carles

Stunts

John Frick

Assistant Art Director

Michael E. Wilks

On Set Dresser

Lance Cheatham

Set Dresser

Steve Gallien

Set Dresser

David MacDonald

Set Dresser

Virle S. Reid

Set Dresser

April Crump

Set Dresser

Lawrence M. Glass

Set Dresser

John Parker

Set Dresser

Patricia Dillon

Set Dresser

Ia Ensterä

Set Dresser

Jeremy Reeves

Set Dresser

Robert R. Wonson

Set Dresser

Chris Castaldi

Second Second Assistant Director

Jeffrey Greeley

"A" Camera Operator

Heather Page

"B" Camera Operator

Mark Figueroa

First Assistant "A" Camera

Peter Simonite

First Assistant "B" Camera

Theda Cunningham

Second Assistant "A" Camera

Thomas Young III

Second Assistant "B" Camera

Mack Melson

Sound Mixer

Marvin E. Melson

Boom Operator

Dwayne Grady

Property Master

Amy Bell

Assistant Property Master

Paul McIlvaine

Chief Lighting Technician

Stephen Beasley

Best Boy Electric

Paul Goodstein

Key Grip

Donis Rhoden

Best Boy Grip

Joseph T. Mastrolia

Costume Supervisor

Katrina Mastrolia

Costume Supervisor

Winifred Clements

Key Costumer

Troy Breeding

Key Makeup Artist

Becki Drake

Makeup Artist

Jacenda Burkett

Makeup Artist

Janet Tallent-Dickson

Makeup Artist

Melissa Forney

Key Hair Stylist

Chelsea Carpenter

Hairstylist

Charmaine Richards

Hairstylist

Joe Montenegro

Special Effects Coordinator

Anthony Montenegro

Special Effects

Greg Kilmer

Special Effects Technician

Bob Trevino

Special Effects Technician

Jack Lynch

Special Effects Technician

Jeffery D. Woodrel

Special Effects Technician

Van Redin

Still Photographer

Eric A. Lewy

Additional Editor

John Berri

Visual Effects Editor

Patrick Thornhill

Assistant Editor

Michael J. Benavente

Supervising Sound Editor

Martin Lopez

Sound Designer

Greg ten Bosch

Sound Effects Editor

Jason W. Jennings

Sound Effects Editor

Susan Dudeck

Dialogue Editor

Susan Dudeck

ADR Editor

Howard Neiman

Foley Supervisor

Tricia Linklater

First Assistant Sound Editor

Sarah Bourgeois

Assistant Sound Editor

Matthew Iadarola

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Gary Gegan

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Chris David

Additional Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Matt Dubin

Sound Recordist

Michael A. Morongell

Sound Engineer

Martin Schloemer

Sound Recordist

Scott Kramer

Sound Recordist

Eric Thompson

ADR Mixer

Chris Navarro

ADR Recordist

Shawn Kennelly

Foley Mixer

Laura Macias

Foley Artist

Vince Nicastro

Foley Artist