Leslie Nielsen

Dick Steele

Nicollette Sheridan

Veronique Ukrinsky

Charles Durning

The Director

Marcia Gay Harden

Miss Cheevus

Barry Bostwick

Norman Coleman

Andy Griffith

General Rancor

Stephanie Romanov

Victoria / Barbara Dahl

Talisa Soto

Desiree More

Robert Guillaume

Agent Steve Bishop

Carl Ciarfalio

Thug #1

Keith Campbell

Thug #2

Esau McKnight

Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone

Taylor Negron

Painter

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Himself

Alex Trebek

Agency Tape Recorder (Voice)

Mr. T

Helicopter Pilot

Ray Charles

Busdriver

Joyce Brothers

Steele's Tag Team Member

Terry Gene Bollea

Steele's Other Tag Team Member

Pat Morita

Brian, Waiter in Restaurant

Elizabeth Kaitan

Helicopter Ticket Agent

Alexandra Paul

Woman in Murphy Bed

Michael Berryman

Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask

Eddie Deezen

Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On

John Kassir

Rancor Guard at Intercom

John Ales

Kabul

Ilya Baskin

Professor Ukrinsky

Mason Gamble

McCluckey

Carlos Lauchu

Slice

Roger Clinton, Jr.

Agent Clinton

Robert Culp

Businessman

Fabio

Fabio

Curtis Armstrong

Pastry Chef

Clyde Kusatsu

Noggin

Diane Klimaszewski

Twin #1

Elaine Klimaszewski

Twin #2

Tina Arning

Dancer

Rick Cramer

Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist

Brad Garrett

Short Rancor Guard (Voice)

Kelly Lange

Kelly Lange

Thuy Trang

Manicurist

Austin Kottke

Boy with Balloons

Reid Worthington

Balloon-Popping Boy

Shari Shattuck

Stewardess

Downtown Julie Brown

Cigarette Girl

Asbjørn 'Bear' Riis

Guard at Rocket (uncredited)

Katherine Moffat

Agent Moffat

Linda Harmon

Singing Nun

Aaron Seltzer

Screenplay

Jeffrey Konvitz

Producer

Jason Friedberg

Screenplay

Rick Friedberg

Director

Rick Friedberg

Screenplay

Rick Friedberg

Producer

Bill Conti

Original Music Composer

Robert L. Rosen

Executive Producer

John R. Leonetti

Director of Photography

Eric A. Sears

Editor

Dick Chudnow

Screenplay

Doug Draizin

Producer

Leslie Nielsen

Executive Producer

Tony Epper

Stunts

Richard E. Butler

Stunts

Henry Kingi Jr.

Stunts

Jeannie Epper

Stunts

Loren Janes

Stunts

Jeff Imada

Stunts

Jophery C. Brown

Stunts

Henry Kingi

Stunts

Charles A. Tamburro

Stunts

Laura Albert

Stunts

Manny Perry

Stunts

Gilbert B. Combs

Stunts

Jaremy Aiello

Sculptor

Debbie Lynn Ross

Stunts

Bruce Paul Barbour

Stunt Double

Aaron Seltzer

Story

Jason Friedberg

Story

Mark Paladini

Casting

Fern Champion

Casting

William J. Durrell Jr.

Art Direction

William J. Creber

Production Design

Tom Bronson

Costume Designer

Ernie Bishop

Set Decoration

Robert Ryan

Makeup Artist

Janice Alexander

Key Hair Stylist

Fred Waugh

Second Unit Director

Benjamin Rosenberg

First Assistant Director

Melanie Grefé

Second Assistant Director

Chad Rosen

Second Assistant Director

Patrick Giraudi

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Gregory M. Gerlich

Supervising Sound Editor

Marc Vanocur

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

John Ross

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Mathew Waters

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Chuck E. Stewart

Special Effects Coordinator

Erik Betts

Stunts

Ted R. Boyse

Stunts

May Boss

Stunts

Kim Burke

Stunts

Mike Cameron

Stunts

Mark Chadwick

Stunts

Ron Campbell

Stunts

Norm Compton

Stunts

Georgia Durante

Stunts

Lanier Edwards

Stunts

Bobby J. Foxworth

Stunts

Eddie Fiola

Stunts

Mickey Gilbert

Stunts

Richie Gaona

Stunts

Hollis Hill

Stunts

Maria R. Kelly

Stunts

Robbie Knott

Stunts

Matt Johnston

Stunts

Fred Lerner

Stunts

Randy Lamb

Stunts

Larry Nicholas

Stunts

Wayne Montanio

Stunts

Alan Oliney

Stunts

Jim Palmer

Stunts

Bobby Ore

Stunts

J.P. Romano

Stunts

Craig Reed

Stunts

Wally Rose

Stunts

Anthony G. Schmidt

Stunts

Birgit K. Schier

Stunts

Paul Sklar

Stunts

John Tamburro

Stunts

Neezer Tarleton

Stunts

Cris Thomas-Palomino

Stunts

Mark Yerkes

Stunt Double

Scott Waugh

Stunts

Allen D. Easton

Camera Operator

Allen D. Easton

Second Unit Director of Photography

Rafael E. Sánchez

Gaffer

Ray Quiroz

Script Supervisor