Leslie Nielsen

Lt. Frank Drebin

Priscilla Presley

Jane Spencer

George Kennedy

Ed Hocken

O. J. Simpson

Nordberg

Robert Goulet

Quentin Hapsburg

Richard Griffiths

Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker

Jacqueline Brookes

Commissioner Brumford

Anthony James

Hector Savage

Lloyd Bochner

Baggett

Tim O'Connor

Fenzwick

Peter Mark Richman

Dunwell

Ed Williams

Ted Olsen

John Roarke

George Bush

Margery Jane Ross

Barbara Bush

Peter Van Norden

John Sununu

Gail Neely

Winnie Mandela

Colleen Fitzpatrick

Blues Singer

Sally Rosenblatt

Mrs. Redmond

Alexander Folk

Crackhouse Cop

Jose Gonzales-Gonzales

Mariachi

Larry McCormick

TV Reporter

Cliff Bemis

Barbecue Dad

D.D. Howard

Barbecue Mom

William Woodson

TV Commercial Announcer

Mel Tormé

Mel Tormé

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Bill Chemerka

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush."

Christopher J. Keene

"Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found."

Ken Kerman

"Hey, that's a pretty nice clock."

Al Fann

"It's 4 minutes too slow."

Tom McGreevey

"Vert well, sir. It's from the lady."

James Gilstrap

"Always nice to see nice people."

'Weird Al' Yankovic

"You pigs...say your prayers."

Gina Mastrogiacomo

"Is this some kind of bust?"

Jeff Wright

"Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..."

C. Lindsay Workman

"Your coat, sir?"

John Stevens

"Phone call, Commissioner"

Gokul

"Hey, what the hell happened to the water pressure?"

Charlotte Zucker

"For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."

Don Pugsley

"He's wired!"

Carlos Betancourt

"¡Ojala que se mejoré pronto!"

Bernardo Márquez

"Recuerdos a todos."

Margarito Mendoza

"¿Puede decirme donde esta la casa de musica?"

Lee Terri

"Hey, look what he's doing to that man in the wheelchair!"

Claude Jay McLin

"Yeah!"

Manny Perry

"Let's get him."

Alex Zimmerman

"Yeah!"

Raynor Scheine

"You're on my groin."

John Fleck

"If that's your attitude, forget it."

Susan Breslau

Party Guest

Leslie Maier

Party Guest

Ron Rosenblatt

Mr. Redmond

Jennifer Kretchmer

Barbecue Daughter

Ryan Harrison

Barbecue Boy

David Zucker

Davy Crockett

Robert K. Weiss

Obstetrician

Robert LoCash

FBI Agent

Burton Zucker

Lab Technician

Lewis Friedman

Lab Technician

Bob Reitman

Lab Technician

Gene Mueller

Lab Technician

Gino Salomone

Lab Technician

Robert J. Elisberg

McTigue

Mindy Newborn

Slave to the Composer

Jan Campbell

Lady in Waiting

Wendy Hogan

Lady in Waiting

Françoise Ruggieri

White House Dinner Guest (uncredited)

David Zucker

Director

David Zucker

Writer

Pat Proft

Writer

Allan Graf

Stunts

Al Goto

Stunts

Eugene Collier

Stunts

Robert K. Weiss

Producer

Ira Newborn

Original Music Composer

Robert M. Stevens

Director of Photography

Sonia Izzolena

Stunts

Peewee Piemonte

Stunts

Mary Peters

Stunts

Christopher Greenbury

Editor

James R. Symons

Editor

John D. Schofield

Co-Producer

Jim Abrahams

Executive Producer

Jerry Zucker

Executive Producer

Gil Netter

Executive Producer

Mickey S. Michaels

Set Decoration

John J. Lloyd

Production Design

Taryn De Chellis

Costume Designer

James R. Scribner

Makeup Artist

Stephen Abrums

Makeup Artist

Joy Zapata

Hairdresser

Susan Zietlow-Maust

Hairdresser

John D. Schofield

Unit Production Manager

Verónica González Rubio

Second Assistant Director

John T. Kretchmer

First Assistant Director

Robert K. Weiss

Second Unit Director

Don Digirolamo

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Gary C. Bourgeois

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

F. Hudson Miller

Supervising Sound Editor

Adam Jenkins

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

George Watters II

Supervising Sound Editor

Roy Arbogast

Special Effects

Charlie Brewer

Stunts

Phil Adams

Stunts

Roydon Clark

Stunts

Phil Chong

Stunts

Bobby Burns

Stunts

Bud Davis

Stunts

Lila Finn

Stunts

Jadie David

Stunts

Kristi Frankenheimer

Stunts

Donna Garrett

Stunts

Cindy Folkerson

Stunts

Alan Graff

Stunts

Ted Grossman

Stunts

Steve Geray

Stunts

Steve Hart

Stunts

Shawn Patrick Lane

Stunts

Vincent Mazella Jr.

Stunts

Gary Littlejohn

Stunts

Bill McIntosh

Stunts

Dwayne McGee

Stunts

Jane McKernan

Stunts

Peter McKernan Jr.

Stunts

Peter McKernan Sr.

Stunts

David Powledge

Stunts

Eric Norris

Stunts

Laurence Todd Rosenthal

Stunts

George Marshall Ruge

Stunts

Jeff Ramsey

Stunts

J.P. Romano

Stunts

Kaye Wade

Stunts

Neil Summers

Stunts

James Winburn

Stunts

Allen D. Easton

Camera Operator

Joseph E. Thibo

Camera Operator

Leslie J. Kovacs

Chief Lighting Technician

Nancy Hopton

Script Supervisor

Miranda Garrison

Choreographer

Douy Swofford

Title Designer

David Zucker

Original Series Creator

Jerry Zucker

Original Series Creator

Jim Abrahams

Original Series Creator